I hate football. I really do. But yesterday, while passing by the University of California campus in Berkeley, I noticed thousands upon thousands of people swarming toward the football stadium. Half of them seemed to be wearing red-and-gold clothing — not the Cal colors. I asked what was going on, and was informed that Cal was playing an important game against USC. And that USC fans had arrived en masse to cheer on their team.
I shrugged my shoulders and was about to continue on my way when I noticed one USC fan with a particularly noteworthy anti-Cal shirt:
I get the feeling these wouldn’t be very popular in Berkeley clothing shops.
And that is the first (and last) post I’ll ever make about football.
P.S. — USC beat Cal, 30-3. Looks like Cal really does suck after all.
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