All the Fishy Rumors

Joseph Q. Sixpack argues with friends about health care and what it should cost
Was he double-crossed?
Emails the White House, turns himself in for the thought crime of doubting The One
It has begun.

All the fishy rumors
Where do they all come from?
All the fishy rumors
Where do they all belong?

Doctor McKenzie sits on a panel determining who is worth what
Where can we cut?
Adding the numbers: Ten thousand bucks for a test when they’re as good as dead
We’re in the red.

All the fishy rumors
Where do they all come from?
All the fishy rumors
Where do they all belong?

Joseph Q. Sixpack just wants control of his life and not feel like he’s lost in the throng
Is that so wrong?
Doctor McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
Money was saved.

All the fishy rumors
Where do they all come from?
All the fishy rumors
Where do they all belong?

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Lyrics by Lenin-McCarthy.