Welcome to the Miss "How Berkeley Can You Be?" Pageant!

The judges have selected from among the many contestants to choose the lucky lady who will be this year's Grand Prize winner.

First, let's take a look at the finalists.



Our first runner-up, with the title of Parade Princess: the lovely Miss Billionaires for Bush!


The Miss Photogenic title goes to: the mysterious and sexy Miss Hands Off Halliburton!


We have a tie for Miss Congeniality: the radiant Miss Tibetan and her mother, Mrs. Tibetan! Congratulations!



Hold on! We forgot this was supposed to be the Miss "How Berkeley Can You Be?" Pageant! We were mistakenly choosing the most attractive contestants. So sorry! We were supposed to be choosing the most politically outrageous contestants! Please accept our sincerest apologies while the judges huddle to select the Grand Prize winner.

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OK! We're back. And now, this year's Miss "How Berkeley Can You Be?" winner...

The splendid...


the incomparable...


the "I reject your patriarchal beauty fascism"...


Please give a big hand for...


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Ms. Nature!!

Congratulations Ms. Nature on being crowned the 2004 Miss "How Berkeley Can You Be?" Grand Prize winner.



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